If i come over, it means nothing
Dual....:-)
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
