i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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