so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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