Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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