So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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