Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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