this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
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I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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