Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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