question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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