But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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