There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Randomize