That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
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so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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