I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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