So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I could fuck to npr.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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