I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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