Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Is Oprah even human
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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