Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
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