I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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