I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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