My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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