I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I understand Curling. That high.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
