i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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