dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Girls should come with a carfax report
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wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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