If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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