im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
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He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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