are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
