love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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