So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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