Do vagina's smell?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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