don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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