We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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