Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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