You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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