Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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