does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I want her autograph on my taint
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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