I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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