What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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