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My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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