the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
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I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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