eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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