At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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