it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
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You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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