You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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