Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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