I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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