I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
