hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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