Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
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Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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