What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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