need another drink. this is the easiest way
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
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i dont even know how to be here
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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