But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Randomize
