i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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