We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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