Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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