im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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